Do you think if you were beautiful you'd be happy?: So, today I had a little freak-out episode at lunch.

aforgottengrace:

I was going to eat some fruit. Just simple fruit. I figured I could willingly take in the 50 calories, no problem. But then there was a dispute that disturbed me. It upset me deeply. Suddenly the numbers of all the food around me was flashing before my eyes. I realized I had eaten a sugar cookie,…

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behindeverybitch:

Boyfriend (Justin Bieber Cover) - Marina & The Diamonds

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(Source: marinaxelectra)

80 years from now:

  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO